Is there a Research Assistant out there?
by Bethany Maines
I need to buy a new computer. I can’t tell you how much this fills me with dread. As a working graphic designer I use a
computer daily. This leads some
people to think I know how computers work. I don’t. I know
how my programs work, but what causes them to function… That is the realm of IT
geek… er… professionals. And
researching the proper specs for a new computer suitable for graphic design use
is more than a little tortuous.
computer daily. This leads some
people to think I know how computers work. I don’t. I know
how my programs work, but what causes them to function… That is the realm of IT
geek… er… professionals. And
researching the proper specs for a new computer suitable for graphic design use
is more than a little tortuous.
But it occurs to me that researching the computer is a bit
like me researching any other topic that I know nothing about and popping it
into a novel. There are usually three things that I need to find out – what I
want, what exists, and what I can afford. (i.e. I’d love an iPad that acted
like a real computer, but it doesn’t exist right now, and even if it did, I
probably couldn’t afford it.) But
when it comes to novels the criteria has to shift slightly to: what I want my
character to do, what a real nuclear physicist/Quetzalcoatl/poker
player/whatever would do, and what I have the length to explain.
like me researching any other topic that I know nothing about and popping it
into a novel. There are usually three things that I need to find out – what I
want, what exists, and what I can afford. (i.e. I’d love an iPad that acted
like a real computer, but it doesn’t exist right now, and even if it did, I
probably couldn’t afford it.) But
when it comes to novels the criteria has to shift slightly to: what I want my
character to do, what a real nuclear physicist/Quetzalcoatl/poker
player/whatever would do, and what I have the length to explain.
Having plotted my story I know that my character must
progress from point A to point B, after overcoming obstacles X, Y, and Z. The way in which he overcomes said
obstacles is dependent on his history, knowledge, personality, and
profession. So I sketch out what I
think is likely for my character and then I do some research to see if my ideas
are realistic, ludicrous, or just mildly improbable.
progress from point A to point B, after overcoming obstacles X, Y, and Z. The way in which he overcomes said
obstacles is dependent on his history, knowledge, personality, and
profession. So I sketch out what I
think is likely for my character and then I do some research to see if my ideas
are realistic, ludicrous, or just mildly improbable.
The internet is an invaluable tool for starting such
research because it has more bizarre articles on any topic you can possibly
dream up. (My favorite random
article of the week? Why Time Travel Stories Should be Messy) Unfortunately,
the internet often lies. So there
has to be a lot of double-checking to find out if Quetzalcoatl was a priest, an
Aztec god, or a Spanish immigrant.
research because it has more bizarre articles on any topic you can possibly
dream up. (My favorite random
article of the week? Why Time Travel Stories Should be Messy) Unfortunately,
the internet often lies. So there
has to be a lot of double-checking to find out if Quetzalcoatl was a priest, an
Aztec god, or a Spanish immigrant.
The next research tool is an actual poker player or
archaeologist specializing in the Aztecs who has spent years researching the
topic at hand. These are the kind
of people who will tell you about fascinating disemboweling rituals and may
also be kind of pissed if you don’t get the details right, so be sure to take
notes. On the up side, they’re
usually really excited that someone is taking an interest in their topic, so
they will tell everything you could possibly want to know about current Quetzalcoatl
theory.
archaeologist specializing in the Aztecs who has spent years researching the
topic at hand. These are the kind
of people who will tell you about fascinating disemboweling rituals and may
also be kind of pissed if you don’t get the details right, so be sure to take
notes. On the up side, they’re
usually really excited that someone is taking an interest in their topic, so
they will tell everything you could possibly want to know about current Quetzalcoatl
theory.
And the third research option is to travel to Mexico and
investigate the Great Pyramid at Cholula yourself. Which, I’m sure you’ll all agree is a bit on the expensive
and time consuming side. It’s also
the option that I would totally take if I weren’t just looking to fill in the
blanks on a 10,000 word short story.
Yeah, I think I’ll head back to the Reference section of Wikipedia to
see what I can find. Anything that
lets me avoid looking at computer specs.
investigate the Great Pyramid at Cholula yourself. Which, I’m sure you’ll all agree is a bit on the expensive
and time consuming side. It’s also
the option that I would totally take if I weren’t just looking to fill in the
blanks on a 10,000 word short story.
Yeah, I think I’ll head back to the Reference section of Wikipedia to
see what I can find. Anything that
lets me avoid looking at computer specs.
Bethany Maines is the author of Bulletproof Mascara, Compact With the Devil and Supporting the Girls. Catch up with her at www.bethanymaines.com or check out the new Carrie Mae youtube video.
Bethany, I really enjoyed this post. Sorry about the computer mess. I, too, hate to have to buy a new computer and figure out exactly what will be the best computer for my needs. I'm sorry you probably can't do what I do–call on my sons to help. My youngest is a Ph.D. in medieval lit and very tech-y, but my oldest son is a top IT consultant to universities and healthcare corporations. Lucky me! I get all that expensive consultation for free.
I love research. First, I like to do the broad background research when I'm planning. It often gives me ideas for plot. Then I write, leaving bold notes where questions about details come up in the writing. Those I research when I've finished the first draft.
Good luck on your computer search!
I Tweeted it…You cld be very busy…Hope it helps..I am VTcozy on Twitter..Susan..VT
Okay – the computer buying issue seems to be plaguing us all. Mine is only a year old, but it seems to have taken to crashing – a lot. Good luck on your search. If you find an awesome computer, let me know what it is!