You Lie Down with Dogs, You Wake Up in Hot Water: Metaphors Aren’t Antisocial—But They Don’t Always Mix Well

I
love metaphors. When I come across a great one while reading, I write it down
as a reminder to spend time crafting them. Here are some musings on metaphors.
Mixing metaphors—combining two unrelated idioms—is considered a grammatical faux pas. But in the right
circumstances, mixing metaphors fosters a more creative comparison, makes your
readers think, and may even produce chuckles.

·      Don’t
eat with your mouth open for business.  

·      I’ll
ride shotgun in the backseat.

·      Earl
tucked tail and left in a cloud of smoke.

·      When
life hands you a lemon, make an ice cream sundae.

·      Shape
up or sink like a stone.

·      Don’t
count your chickens before you put their eggs in your basket.

·      Beating
around the bush may get you in deep water.

·      Cross
that bridge after you’ve burned it.

·      The
quiet before the storm preceded a blast from the past.

·      Wake
up and smell the writing on the wall.

·     
If you lie down with dogs, you’ll wake up
in hot water.

Finally,
what would a tip on mixing metaphors be without mentioning the master
metaphor-mixer, Yogi Berra? Here are a few of my favorite Yogisms:

·      “Pair
up in threes.”

·      “Why
buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.”

·      “The
future ain’t what it used to be.”

·      “No
one goes there [restaurant] anymore; it’s too crowded.”

·      “Baseball
is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.”

·      “When
you come to a fork in the road, take it!”

I’m
a Texas gal. Except for an eighteen-month hiatus living in New York City after
college, I lived in the Lone Star State continuously for fifty years. Since
then, Texas has been hit and miss—a little hit, but a heck of a lot of miss.
There was a time when I thought I would happily die in Austin, Texas. But circumstances
and weather—especially weather—changed that. Now I spend most of the year on
Fidalgo Island in Washington State with a view of the bay and the mountains.
When I get homesick, my husband and I listen to Willie Nelson. Soon we are
dancing the two-step, imagining we are at our favorite honky-tonk in Tokyo,
Texas, where the mayor is believed to be a dog. Who wouldn’t miss that?

I
write the awarding-winning mystery series: the Sydney Lockhart Mystery Series
set in the 1950s and the Classic Triviography Mystery Series, which
includes The Sherlock Holmes Quiz Book, updated and released
by Lyons Press on November 1, 2020. My Kate Caraway animal-rights
mystery series includes Run Dog Run and A Two Horse Town.
Eagle Crossing is scheduled for release in 2022.

Look
for Sherlock Holmes of Baking Street,
an anthology by notable authors and Sherlockians. I’m honored to have a Holmes
short story included.

        On my website, you can also find my Five-Minute Writing Tips and blog posts about publishing,                 marketing, birding, and quirky things that come to mind. Kathleen Kaska

Just released in May—Sherlock Holmes of Baking Street. I was honored to be asked to contribute a Holmes short story or essay for this anthology. I’d always wanted to try my hand at writing a Holmes pastiche. Finally, this was the nudge I need. My story is “The Adventure at Old Basingstoke.” Also included is my recipe for scones since the theme of the anthology is baking.