Clicking Our Heels – Secret Passions

Clicking Our Heels Featured ImageClicking Our Heels – Secret Passions

Judy Penz Sheluk – I’m addicted to watching competition baking shows, though bran muffins out of a boxed mix is about as adventurous as I’ve gotten. But I’d love to learn to create wonderful cakes and cookies.

Mary Lee Ashford – Not really a secret passion or at least not in terms of a hidden talent or something I could reasonably pursue. I love music and sure wish I had some talent there. But sadly, that gene skipped me. I will say that I’ve always loved to travel and while we took trips when we could, careers and raising a family took priority. So now in retirement, I’m hopeful that maybe that passion for exploring the rest of the world can take on a new life.

Debra H. Goldstein – To write the great American novel – or at least to keep writing books and stories readers enjoy for a long, long time.

Anita Carter – I enjoy cooking and baking when I have time, but I’m not great at either. Maybe when I retire I should take lessons.

Gay Yellen – I’ve done my share of exciting things in life, and I hope there are more to come. But if I had one wish, I’d love to win the biggest lottery in history and use all the money to improve education and healthcare in this country.

Donalee Moulton – I would love to be a rock star. One problem: I can’t sing.

Lois Winston – Two, but neither will ever come to fruition. I’ve always wanted to go up in space, but I’m too prone to motion sickness for that to ever happen. I also wanted to star on Broadway, but Broadway isn’t interested in singers who can’t sing, dancers who can’t dance, and actors who can’t act.

T.K. Thorne – I think I always wanted to be a visual artist. I never considered I could do it, actually. Until Covid, that was a dormant desire, but I tried it, and no one was more surprised than I was by what has come from it!

Saralyn Richard – My passion for writing had to take a back seat for decades, when I was a teacher, administrator, and school improvement consultant. Finally, in 2013, passion and aptitude met opportunity, and eight books later, I’m living my best life.

Donnell Ann Bell – Not really. I’m a pragmatist. I would like to meet a former critique partner who I lost contact with years ago. He was such a mystery in the first place I would have no idea where to start. He belonged to my online mystery critique group and simply disappeared. He was a great critique partner – helped many of us out, especially when it came to geopolitics and geography.

Bethany Maines – I don’t know about dormant, but I would like to do more travelling, but the budget does not always accommodate my desires.

Paula G. Benson – I’m fortunate to have indulged in my secret passion of performing, writing, and directing theater productions. I’m grateful my church allows me to organize its drama ministry.

 

 

It’s Release Month for Midnight Schemers (and a giveaway)!

At long last, Midnight Schemers & Daydream Believers, the fifth Superior Shores Anthology releases this month. The first anthology, The Best Laid Plans, was launched on June 18, 2019, and being the superstitious sort, every one since has been released on June 18th.

Advance reviews have been great:

“What you see in the title is what you get with this book…twenty-two distinctive tales. It took me a while to read the entire book. These stories are like mini novels, in their power. I needed breathing time between them to mull over what made the twists work and what the authors had done to cleverly enable me to hold my breath in belief suspension for the length of their tale. There’s not a clunker in the bunch.”—Joan Leotta, multi-nominated author and storyteller 

“Editor Judy Penz Sheluk has assembled a stellar group of crime fiction authors for this extraordinary collection. Storytelling at its best!”— David Bart, short-story specialist, contributor to the Anthony Award-winning Mystery Writers of America anthology “Crime Hits Home.”  

“From thieves in a seedy Detroit bar to a nasty murder in Santa Cruz, Midnight Schemers & Daydream Believers reflects the creative knack of editor Judy Penz Sheluk, who has arranged these extraordinary stories by a host of talented authors into one fascinating anthology”—Wil A. Emerson, multi-published Derringer nominee.

“The twenty-two stories in Midnight Schemers and Daydream Believers encompass desire, dreams, and revenge in such a varied way that I had to read it cover to cover in one sitting! —Debra H. Goldstein, award-winning author (and fellow Stiletto Gang member)

Here’s a bit about Midnight Schemers & Daydream Believers: 22 Stories of Mystery & Suspense:

Desire or desperation, revenge or retribution—how far would you go to realize a dream? The twenty-two authors in this collection explore the possibilities, with predictably unpredictable results.

Featuring stories by Pam Barnsley, Linda Bennett, Clark Boyd, C.W. Blackwell, Amanda Capper, Susan Daly, James Patrick Focarile, Rand Gaynor, Gina X. Grant, Julie Hastrup, Beth Irish, Charlie Kondek, Edward Lodi, Bethany Maines, Jim McDonald, donalee Moulton, Michael Penncavage, Judy Penz Sheluk, KM Rockwood, Peggy Rothschild, Debra Bliss Saenger, and Joseph S. Walker.

FIND IT AT WWW.BOOKS2READ.COM/MIDNIGHT-SCHEMERS

And now, I promised you a giveaway. Contact me at www.judypenzsheluk.com/contact and mention this post for a chance to win an EPUB or paperback copy (winner’s choice). Winner will be selected on June 17th  and contacted at that time.

Do Anti-Zionists Hate Jews?

I never do this. But I am doing it.

Rabbi Jonathan Miller wrote a piece titled “Do Anti-Zionists Hate Jews.” It was not a statement or position about Israeli policy but rather about an important principle. I found it made a lot of sense and helped clarify my own thoughts, so I am sharing it, with his permission, precisely as he penned it in his own newsletter.

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Oops! After 15 Years I Killed My Killer Crafts & Crafty Killers Mystery Blog

By Lois Winston

Sometimes the universe sends you a signal. Last month, I received one. It began when I was uploading a guest post to Killer Crafts & Crafty Killers, the blog I’d created in 2010 because my editor wanted me to join Facebook, and I had refused. I told her I’d instead join Twitter and create a blog.

I rarely posted on Twitter and eventually closed the account, but I kept up the blog. It changed over the years. At first, I posted new content five days a week. After a few years, I reduced my blogging to three days a week, then once a week. I began having more and more guests because coming up with fresh content, even once a week, is time-consuming, and I also belong to two multi-author blogs. I blog once a month here at The Stiletto Gang and once every seven weeks at Booklover’s Bench. For the last year, I was posting once a month on Killer Crafts & Crafty Killers and hosting guests the other weeks.

Then one day about a month ago, I was uploading a guest post, and Blogger wouldn’t let me add the jpeg of the guest’s cover. I rebooted my computer. Multiple times with no success. I searched the Internet and found various reasons why the jpeg wouldn’t load. I tried other jpegs with no success, and after eliminating all the other suggestions, I tried the only one left. I deleted my cookies. Suddenly, I could no longer get onto my blog dashboard, even after signing in.

I’ve always had a love/hate relationship with Google, leaning heavily toward the hate. Google doesn’t play well with my Mac. Never has. And, of course, it’s impossible to get human help from Google, especially for Blogger, which they stopped supporting years ago. Did I want to waste more hours, days, even weeks trying to get back into my blog, knowing the chances of success were infinitesimal? I’d already wasted hours, the result being that the initial minor problem had grown to a major one. I also wasn’t about to pay a tech expert hundreds of dollars, only to have him or her fail as well.

Maybe the time had come to bid a fond farewell to Killer Crafts & Crafty Killers. The fact that I wasn’t panicking about losing my blog, told me this was an option I should consider. Maybe Killer Crafts & Crafty Killers had run its course after fifteen years. All good things must come to an end. Would anyone even notice or care? Do I care? The more I thought about it, the more I realized I didn’t. Instead, I was looking forward to the time it would free up in my writing schedule and my life.

So, fare thee well, Killer Crafts & Crafty Killers. I bid you adieu as you take your place in the huge expanse of dead blogs floating around somewhere in cyberspace.

Have you stepped away from some or all social media, either intentionally or inadvertently? Were you upset or happy about it? Post a comment for a chance to receive a promo code for a free audiobook download of one of the Anastasia Pollack Crafting Mysteries.

~*~

USA Today and Amazon bestselling and award-winning author Lois Winston writes mystery, romance, romantic suspense, chick lit, women’s fiction, children’s chapter books, and nonfiction. Kirkus Reviews dubbed her critically acclaimed Anastasia Pollack Crafting Mystery series, “North Jersey’s more mature answer to Stephanie Plum.” In addition, Lois is a former literary agent and an award-winning craft and needlework designer who often draws much of her source material for both her characters and plots from her experiences in the crafts industry. Her most recent book is Seams Like the Perfect Crime, the fourteenth Anastasia Pollack Crafting Mystery. Learn more about Lois and her books at her website. Sign up for her newsletter to receive an Anastasia Pollack Crafting Mini-Mystery.

A Conversation with Art Taylor and Tara Laskowski

by Paula Gail Benson

Annually, the Short Mystery Fiction Society (SMFS) recognizes excellence by awarding the Derringers (four categories based on word count—flash, short short, long short, and novelette). This year, an award is being given for best anthology.

In addition, the SMFS presents awards for a body of work. Art Taylor, who is well known for both his award-winning fiction and his extraordinary teaching skills, has been named the recipient of the Edward D. Hoch Memorial Golden Derringer Award for Lifetime Achievement.

Both Art and his wife Tara Laskowski are phenomenal authors. Today, as we celebrate Art and short fiction, they were kind enough to stop by to discuss their life and work.

Welcome Art Taylor and Tara Laskowski to The Stiletto Gang!

  1. What is it like to write in a two-author household? What kind of schedule do you maintain to balance work, writing, and family life?

Tara: Art and I are answering these questions in a shared Google doc, and I think it’s telling that even though this is the first question you ask, we both skipped over it and answered all the other ones first. This is because, I think, we both are having a very hard time lately finding any sort of balance between work and creativity and life. It can be very hard to tap into creative energy when you are being pulled in so many other directions.

That said, we are fortunate to have such rich lives, filled with people we love and stories we want to tell. So I can’t complain too much!

 

Art: Agreed! And so funny Tara pointed this out. Sometimes I feel like we’re struggling to get through the “must-do” lists most days, much less finding time for the leisure of creative work. But then I have to remind myself how much we have to be grateful for in so many directions—and somehow we do manage to be productive in our literary lives. (You just don’t want to see how the sausage is made.)

Tara, Art, and Dash

  1. Your son is named for a famous writer and is fabulously talented in design. What questions does he ask about your work and your author companions? (I know he contributed a title to one of Donna Andrews’ books.)

Tara: He did! He named Donna’s Christmas title, Owl Be Home for Christmas. He was so proud that he told all his friends in his elementary class, and one of his friends asked for it for Christmas that year. (She got it!)

Dash is now 13, and we continue to be proud of him every day. He’s really talented with architectural drawing. In fact, he helps me visualize the settings of my novels by drawing maps and floor plans for me.

 

Art: Dash is an amazing artist and a gifted musician too—throwing himself into both disciplines with energy and enthusiasm. I have to stress these are areas of creativity that neither Tara nor I have much skill in, so not sure where he got these interests and abilities. But I myself often hold him up as a model of how we should approach our creative work—with a sense of play and passion.

 

  1. Each of you has experience working as an editor. What qualities make a good editor for an anthology (like Murder Under the Oaks) or a periodical (like Smoke Long Quarterly)?

Art: Openness to different kinds of stories beyond your own preferences for subject or style. An ability to see what a story is trying to do and to help a writer achieve their vision for it rather than push your own visions or ambitions on it. Some skill in communicating with writers where a story needs work—and then helping them find their own path to fixing issues.

 

Tara: I agree with everything Art says here. I’d also add—and this might seem like basic 101 stuff—that an editor has to be timely and dedicated. I’ve seen a lot of cases where someone decides, “Hey! I think I want to start an online journal today!” and they don’t realize how much time it takes and sort of just give up after a few months or a year or two. Which is a shame for the people whose stories they publish, as once a publication goes away (or goes stagnant), that work kind of disappears, too.

  1. When organizing collections of your own work, what do you think about? How do you determine what stories work well together and in what order they should appear?

 

Art: I actually just taught a course on Short Story Collections at George Mason University, looking at the architecture of several collections—linked stories, the novel in stories, but also those books that don’t have direct connection between the stories but return to similar themes or concerns. I want to shout-out both Sidik Fofana’s Stories from the Tenants Downstairs and Ananda Lima’s Craft: Stories I Wrote for the Devil as excellent collections, and for folks interested in the variety of ways a collection might come together, do try to find David Jauss’s “Stacking Stones: Building a Unified Short Story Collection” from the March/April 2005 issue of The Writer’s Chronicle.

With my latest collection, The Adventure of the Castle Thief and Other Expeditions and Indiscretions, I started to subtitle it “Stories Light and Dark”—to emphasize up front the range of tones here—and I tried to structure it as a movement from lighter, more traditional mysteries like the title story into darker territory: heavier themes, noir stylings, even a little bit of edgy speculative fiction. So you guide a reader through a bit, step by step.

 

Tara: When I first started thinking about collecting stories, I thought it was just a matter of picking your best ones until you had enough pages to make a book. That, of course, was silly. I’ve read so many excellent collections of stories since then (extra shout-out to Craft–that book is amazing!) and understand that creating a resonant story collection is a true art. When you get a good one (I’ll also shout-out Jeannette Winterson’s Night Side of the River, which I reviewed for Washington Independent Review of Books), you feel like you’re reading a cohesive text, individual stories that bounce off one other and echo and spiral off in ways that are truly inspiring.

 

I wouldn’t go as far to say my short story collections are true works of art, but they do both center around a theme and variations on that theme. For Bystanders, I pulled together stories that looked at the ways that acts of violence have a ripple effect. How are we affected by something really terrible that happens to someone else? So that collection, for example, has a story about a woman whose coworker is murdered, and she becomes obsessed with the boyfriend who might’ve killed her friend. It also has a story about a woman who witnesses an old man hitting and killing a young boy with his car, and her reaction to that horrifying moment causes her to do some dramatic things in her own marriage.

 

My other collection, Modern Manners For Your Inner Demons, is a weird little book that was incredibly fun to write. In that book, I play around with the idea of etiquette. I call it my dark etiquette book. It all sparked when I asked myself the question, what would it look like if we wrote etiquette guides for our sins and shames? So each story is centered around a “forbidden” or “shameful” subject, like The Etiquette of Adultery, The Etiquette of Homicide, etc.

 

  1. Art, your novel in short stories, On the Road with Del & Louise, won the Agatha Award for Best First Novel. Have you considered writing other novels using this format?

 

Art: I have, actually! The short story seems to match how I think and work—a form I very dearly love—but I also feel the pull toward a book-length project for a variety of reasons: the larger canvas, room for bigger ambitions, and then the fact that novels have greater opportunities for reaching readers, a longer shelf life too generally. Going back to the Fofana and Lima books I mentioned, earlier I love how each of them capitalizes on the short story—a variety of characters, subjects, storytelling approaches, perspectives—while also building a larger narrative. The best of both words in so many ways. In my own work, I’ve had the idea for a while for a novel in three linked novellas, but it’s only partially written and outlined so far. We’ll see.

 

  1. Tara, you have won the Agatha both for a novel and a short story. What are the different considerations you make with each form?

Tara: I’m a short story writer at heart. Really a flash fiction writer. The shorter the better. Novels are incredibly painful for me to write. Just ask Art how many times I’ve burst into tears over them. I like small moments. I like tinkering with phrases and mood. It’s hard to do that with a novel and not take 700 years to write one.

That said, there’s delight and awe in writing both forms. You can really dig into characters and build a world in a novel in ways you can’t do in short form.

 

  1. You have written a short story together. What was that experience like? Might you collaborate again?

Art: We’ve actually written two short stories together now—which I’m emphasizing because I kept wondering if the first one was going to break us up! Our writing processes are very, very different—which became starkly clear with that first story, “Both Sides Now” for the anthology Beat of Black Wings, featuring crime fiction inspired by the music of Joni Mitchell. Our story was a series of letters between a husband and wife—each of us writing a letter and then the other responding, shuttling the draft back and forth between us that way. Tara wrote each of her sections very quickly, then sent it my way, and… well, that ellipsis doesn’t hardly suggest how very long it took me to write my next section. Our next story went better—since the structure didn’t mean that Tara was waiting on me at every turn.

 

Tara: The second story we wrote together, which was published in Black Cat Mystery Magazine last year, was inspired by the game Clue: “After Their Convictions, Six Murderers Reflect on How Killing Mr. Boddy Changed Their Lives.” We thought it would be fun to take each of the classic characters from the game—Mrs. White, Professor Plum, Miss Scarlet, Mr. Green, Miss Peacock, and Colonel Mustard—and explore what happens to them after they are revealed to have killed Mr. Boddy. What was their motive for killing him? And what happens to them after? We split up the characters among us and each wrote small vignettes from the point of view of the characters. It was a lot of fun.

 

  1. Do you have advice for writers who want to concentrate on short stories?

 

Art: Familiarizing yourself with the form is key; one year, I read all of the Edgar Award winners for Best Short Story—and I learned so much about the diversity of approaches that writers can take. Later, I was fortunate to be invited to lead a four-part webinar, “Short and Sweet,” on writing short stories for Sisters in Crime, where I tried to share some thoughts at more length. It’s in the Webinar Library at https://www.sistersincrime.org for SinC members’ access.

 

  1. What are your current projects and what new publications do you have available?

 

Tara: I am working on my fourth novel, The Cold Read, which will be out in November 2026 and involves a cult horror movie cast returning to the abandoned ski lodge where they filmed the flick that made them all famous.

 

Art: My latest collection is The Adventure of the Castle Thief and Other Expeditions and Indiscretions, nearly two years old now. My story “Dark Thread, Loose Strands” from Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine last year has been selected by Steph Cha and Don Winslow for this year’s Best American Mystery and Suspense, forthcoming this fall. And I have a couple of other stories coming out ahead this year, including “Dalliances” in a new collection from Crippen & Landru, tentatively titled Double Crossing Van Dine, in which contributors systematically break 20 rules of mystery fiction set out by S.S. Van Dine—a companion to School of Hard Knox, which took the same approach to the rules established by Monsignor Ronald Knox!

Thank you, Art and Tara, for being with us today. To read all of Art and Tara’s work, check out their websites at: https://arttaylorwriter.com/ and https://taralaskowski.com/ 

Word Games by Saralyn Richard

Word Games

 

I’ve played word games for as long as I can remember. Crossword puzzles, acrostics, Scrabble, Boggle, and MadLibs were all favorites before apps like Words with Friends, Lexulous, Upwords, and Wordle came on the scene. I love them all, and I play regularly with friends, strangers, and computers.

Recently my nephew told me about the New York Times daily puzzles, and I’ve added these to my routine. I get a lot of satisfaction out of solving the puzzles and competing against others, although I’m just as excited when another player comes up with a fabulous word as when I do.

My penchant for word games goes beyond pleasure, however. I believe word game proficiency helps authors write. Not such a leap in logic, since words are the author’s stock in trade, but I decided to analyze how word games help me with my writing.

  1. The most obvious benefit is building vocabulary. The more words I am exposed to, the larger my writing vocabulary becomes. A word that appears in a puzzle today may be a new word, or a word I haven’t used in a long time, but the word moves to the forefront of my mind and may be just the right one for the sentence I’m writing now.
  2. Most word puzzles are clever. They involve clues, puns, anagrams, palindromes, and other devices to create unexpected answers. The higher-level thinking generated can transfer from the puzzle to the author’s page. Creativity is born from clever thinking.
  3. Word games offer humor, depth, and intrigue—all tools for the fiction writer.
  4. In some word games, the player is offered choices for the correct word. Narrowing the choices is good practice for picking the right word to describe a character’s face, wardrobe, office, or feelings. Finessing the fine shades of meaning of words can make the difference between a successful title, description, or piece of dialogue.
  5. The flip side of finding the right word is making a mistake. Failing to get the right word, in a crossword puzzle, for example, can mess up the whole puzzle. Similarly, failing to use the right word—the one with the exact shade of meaning, the best connotation—can make or break a piece of writing.

In short, the same skills I practice in word games help me write more efficiently and effectively. They give my prose more pizzazz and depth.

What do you think? Do word games help you speak, write, or think better? Which ones are your favorites?

Saralyn Richard plays word games and writes award-winning mysteries that pull back the curtain on settings like elite country manor houses and disadvantaged urban high schools. Her works include the Detective Parrott mystery series, Bad Blood Sisters, Mrs. Oliver’s Twist, A Murder of Principal, and Naughty Nana, a children’s book. An active member of International Thriller Writers and Mystery Writers of America, Saralyn teaches creative writing and literature. Her favorite thing about being an author is interacting with readers like you. For more information, check https://saralynrichard.com.

A Journey to the Past (and the Present)

by Paula Gail Benson

Riverview Holiday Inn from Website

Last week, I made a trip to Charleston, S.C., for an appointment scheduled early on Wednesday morning. I live about an hour and a half to two hours away, so I decided to go down the day before to be on time and not have to fight the traffic.

Years ago, on perhaps my first visit to Charleston, I stayed with my family at the Riverview Holiday Inn, an octogonally shaped hotel on the Savannah Highway that overlooks the Ashley River. I made a reservation to stay there. I remembered that the top floor restaurant offered a wonderful view of the marina and the city.

When I arrived, I learned that the stay included breakfast in the restaurant and that a shuttle was available to take me to my appointment, so I didn’t have to figure out directions or navigation. Breakfast was either a buffet or order from the menu. I thoroughly enjoyed the buffet. The phenomenal views were still available, and this time included the Ravenel Bridge in the distance.

Here are a couple of photos I took.

View of the Marina

View of the Bridge

Following my appointment, I called Lamont, the shuttle driver, who came directly to retrieve me. I had been thinking about going somewhere I had never been to in Charleston, the Bowens Island Restaurant, noted for its excellent seafood (particularly the oysters) and its shabby chic atmosphere. A few years ago, the restaurant burned down, but its owners rebuilt, and I had heard plenty of people brag it was the place to go.

After consulting with Lamont, who agreed it was an excellent choice and advised me to go before 3:00 pm to avoid the traffic, I headed to Bowens Island. As you can see from the photos, it is a relaxed setting that focuses on great food and customer comfort and service.

When part of my order was missing, the server brought me a full extra plate, which was absolutely delicious. I definitely will be returning, and Lamont gave excellent advice about the traffic.

Have you ever returned to a place you visited in the past and been delighted to find it still as charming as you remember? If you haven’t been and want to create a new memory, I recommend Charleston, S.C., and Bowens Island Restaurant. I predict you’ll love both.

Three yogis, two cops, and one damn cute dog

by donalee Moulton 
  
We’re leaving winter behind and welcoming spring. This spring is particularly celebratory. I’m welcoming a new book. Bind is the first in my series, the Lotus Detective Agency. I thought this month I’d share an excerpt with you – and would love your feedback.

First here’s a little background.

Everything that happens in a yoga studio is not Zen. Sometimes it’s grand larceny. Three yogis, two cops, and one damn cute dog join forces to discover who’s stolen a Patek Philippe watch from what was supposed to be a secure locker.  Time is ticking.

And now here’s the excerpt from Bind.

cover of Bind Ten yogis are in various stretches, twists, meditations, and yawns when Kristi walks back into the studio. She forces a smile, and the smile spreads of its own accord into her muscles, her bones, her heart. This is her sanctuary. She is at home here. The rawness she feels is still there, but it has moved to the edges now. Today’s bind is a yogi squat. One leg is extended; the other is bent. One arm goes under the bent leg; the other goes around the back until they meet. In theory. Lexie can’t wait until this mont Kristi takes this opportunity to explain the benefits of binds. “These poses allow muscles to release, relax, and open. You can go deeper. You can also focus on alignment and flexibility while building strength.” She breathes in. “Dear God,” thinks Lexie, “there’s more.” “If you make her stop,” Bonnie says to her higher spirit, “I will give you my first born.” Kristi continues to talk, and smile. “Remember to breathe when you’re in the bind. Don’t tighten. And come out of the bind if you feel any pain. Go to your edge, but no further.” Archina isn’t sure where her edge is, but she fears she left it behind several minutes ago. Woo Woo unbinds. She believes in the mind, body, spirit philosophy of yoga, but enough of this shit. If it’s one thing Kristi knows, it’s how to read a room full of yogis. The edge has been reached. She tells everyone to stand up, give themselves a hug, and as a special treat, this morning there will be an extended savasana that includes a meditation. (Kristi always has a guided meditation on her phone.) The room smiles, even Bhodi. Eleven bodies move from the vertical to the horizontal. Archina grabs a blanket; Lexie puts a bolster under her knees; Kevin, the newest member of the group, reaches for his socks. The Dalai Lama is midway through his 13-minute meditation on the disturbed mind when the studio door opens. Twelve faces turn to look at the human who belongs to the shoes that just clomped into their zen-like state. All twelve agree, zen is overrated. Standing at the entranceway to the studio is a 6’2” man with ripped muscles, ebony skin, and a three-day stubble. “He can bind with me any time he wants,” Kevin thinks. It takes the intruder less than a second to realize he has interrupted the class at an inopportune time. “I’m so sorry,” he says. “I thought class was over.” “We’re running a little late,” says Kristi in a voice the class has not heard before. “Please continue,” says Ripped. “I will come back.” “Too late now,” says Bhodi. He gets the evil eye from most of the class. “How can we help?” says Kristi introducing herself. Ripped steps forward, hand extended. “My name is Michael …” Before he can continue, Woo Woo interjects. “No, it isn’t. Your name is Lewis.” The demi-god looks at her in surprise. He’s not alone. The whole class stares at Woo Woo. “I’m so sorry,” Woo Woo says turning a deep magenta. “I don’t know why I said that.” But she does. Sometimes a thought, an image, a tickertape runs through Woo Woo’s mind. She knows it’s a message, and she usually tries to convey it. On this occasion, she wishes she hadn’t. Michael turns back to Kristi, leader of the pack. “Terrell. Michael Terrell.” “Did you want to join the class?” Bhodi asks. The snark is obvious. “Please,” thinks Kevin. “Please join.” Terrell smiles. “It’s on my bucket list, but today I’m here for a less pleasant reason. I’m a detective with the Halifax Police Department. I’m looking into a watch that seems to have gone missing from the gym.” Kristi tries to control her breathing. No one else tries to control anything. Lexie’s eyes fly wide open. Charlene gasps. Bonnie recoils. Honey farts.

Picking a Pen Name

What’s in a Pen Name?

I recently have had the opportunity to submit to a dark romance anthology.  For those that don’t know dark romance could be defined as a subgenre of romance that explores the messy, complicated, and sometimes twisted side of love and relationships.  Dark romance is not my usual genre.  A lot of the “morally gray” heroes in the genre just sound abusive to me and I wouldn’t let my heroines date them. However, I did have an idea that was a great fit for the anthology.  So, I’ve decided to dip my toe into the dark and spicy waters of dark romance, and that means… it’s time for a pen name.

Why?

Because when my regular readers pick up a book with my name on the cover, they expect a certain tone—witty banter, action-packed plots, and swoony but emotionally stable romantic leads. And let’s be honest, they probably expect fewer, uh, bedroom scenes. The story I’ve written for this anthology is not that. It’s darker, moodier, and yes, much steamier.

In other words, it’s not your grandma’s fantasy romance. Unless your grandma is extremely cool and into antiheroes with tortured pasts.

Won’t Readers Be Confused?

That’s where the pen name comes in. It’s not about shame or secrecy—far from it. In the modern publishing world, pen names are tools. They help readers know what kind of story they’re getting into. Think of it like walking into a bakery versus a steakhouse. You love both, but you don’t want to order a croissant and get a ribeye. Or vice versa. (Although now I’m imagining some kind of buttery, flaky steak pastry and… I digress.)

The reality is, many authors use pen names to differentiate genres. Nora Roberts writes futuristic crime as J.D. Robb. Leigh Bardugo has her dark academia under her real name but uses a different approach for middle grade. It’s not about misleading anyone—it’s about making the reader experience as smooth and enjoyable as possible. So when I say this new name is the “spicier alter ego of Bethany Maines,” I mean it. It’s the same voice, same storytelling love, but focused on a different emotional and sensual frequency.

Now, picking a pen name is surprisingly difficult. Do I want something evocative and moody? Something a little edgy? Or maybe something just plain fun? I’ve already ruled out “Anastasia Ravenblood” (a little too much), but “Eva Steele”? Maybe. The options are endless—and honestly, a little overwhelming.

So here’s where you come in.

Help Me Choose!

I’d love your input! I’ve created a short (really short—like, blink and it’s over) Google Form where you can help me pick the perfect pen name. No personal data collected, no sales pitches, just your honest opinion and a chance to weigh in on this next creative adventure.

And don’t worry—I’m not abandoning my usual stories. I’m just branching out. Think of this as Bethany Maines… after dark.

Thanks for coming along for the ride, and I can’t wait to introduce you to my mysterious, smoldering, slightly unhinged pen name persona.

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Bethany Maines is the award-winning author of action-adventure and fantasy tales that focus on women who know when to apply lipstick and when to apply a foot to someone’s hind end. She participates in many activities including swearing, karate, art, and yelling at the news. She can usually be found chasing after her daughter, or glued to the computer working on her next novel (or screenplay). You can also catch up with her on TwitterFacebookInstagram, and BookBub.

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