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Who’s Really Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

by Linda Rodriguez
Virginia Woolf has a reputation for
difficulty that she doesn’t deserve. It came about because she was a
pioneer of stream-of-consciousness technique in the novel to give the
reader the sense of being inside a character’s mind. She and James
Joyce were contemporaneous with this experiment with Dorothy
Richardson slightly ahead of both of them, although Richardson is
little known today. Because Joyce is deliberately obscure and his
work is larded with all kinds of academic tags, as if to show off how
well he was educated by those Jesuits, people assume that Woolf’s is
also virtually impenetrable. And of course, she had bouts of
madness—and then killed herself—so she must have the most
inscrutable, inexplicable books. People are wrong, however.

Virginia Woolf is not only a great
novelist. All of her novels are completely readable still without a
professor at your side to gloss every other word or phrase, and some
of them are great fun. (Try Night and Day, her delightful
version of a Shakespearean love comedy set in the Georgian era, or
Flush, the story of
Elizabeth Barret Browning’s dog from his point of view, or Orlando,
the wild, funny adventures of a character who changes from woman to
man and back through the ages.) She was one of the great writers of
nonfiction. Many are not aware that she actually made her living for
many years writing reviews, critical essays, and articles for the
Times Literary Supplement and many other newspapers and
magazines in England and the United States. Her nonfiction is some of
the most lucid yet lyrical you’ll find anywhere. Her journals are
another literary treasure. In these, she explored writing in all its
glories and horrors, madness and other mental and emotional states,
described the scenery around her—whether countryside or London—and
wrote with anger, love, and humor of the many talented, bohemian,
and/or famous people she knew and met. They are must reading for any
writer. And finally, her letters are the most fun in the world to
read. Virginia knew what snark was before the word (in its current
usage) was invented. And she didn’t spare herself with her witty
tongue.

I keep using that word fun which
I imagine you never thought you’d hear applied to Virginia Woolf, but
she’s not the tragic figure so many think her. True, she had bouts of
madness throughout her life, and in part because she’d been molested
as a child by an older stepbrother, she avoided sex and never had
children. Yet she had a truly happy marriage to one of the leading
intellectual lights of the day, Leonard Woolf, who adored her and was
devoted to her, impoverishing himself at times to take care of her
when the insanity descended. In fact, it was that loving bond between
her and her long-time husband that led to her suicide. She felt the
madness coming back and couldn’t bear to put him through that ordeal
one more time. Also, she was a social butterfly. She loved people,
and they loved her in return, even when they might get feelings hurt
over a bit of snark directed their way. She would always be upset
that she had hurt anyone and apologize, explaining that it didn’t
mean she didn’t love them but was just the writer’s eye noticing
little eccentricities and commenting on them—and the people she
knew were loaded with eccentricities and bizarre oddities, as well.
Virginia was basically a happy person when healthy.

So I’d like to suggest that you pick up
one of her books or volumes of letters or journals at the library. If
you’re afraid to try her fiction, you might try A Room of Her Own
(a phrase that Virginia gave to modern feminists), in which she
speaks of women artists, particularly women writers, and the way the
patriarchal world of the early 20th century was set
against their development and success. It’s very short and
compelling, including a passage about Shakespeare’s anonymous sister
who was even more gifted and went mad and died at a deserted
crossroads. (This is a masterful tiny work of fiction, and ever since
reading it that sister of the Bard’s has always been real to me.) If
you want one of her novels that was not experimental, try Night
and Day
. If you want to try an experimental novel, you might
start with To the Lighthouse, one of her early masterpieces
and extremely readable. Or pick up a volume of her letters or
journals for terrific humor and a look into the creative process of a great
writer.

Whatever Happened to My Scroll and Quill Pen?

by Linda Rodriguez
When I was miserably sick just
recently, I started re-reading Virginia Woolf’s letters for comfort
and delight. (No, I’m not afraid of Virginia Woolf, nor should you
be. The title of that play by Albee was a terrible canard. She’s one
of the most readable writers ever and a fabulous role model for women
writers, but that’s another blog post.) Virginia (we’ve long since
become BFFs, even though she died before I was born) is a gossipy,
humorous correspondent and makes great fun of herself (along with
others, usually famous), so there’s a lot in her letters about her
sloppy writing and the blotches caused by the nib of whatever dip or
fountain pen she was using that day or about how lazy and awful she
was for typing a personal letter. She also gets a lot of laughs out
of describing her mishaps while printing (in the day when each letter
had to be set individually by hand and a sudden bump could knock the
whole tray of type to the floor entailing picking up and sorting all
those tiny t’s and i’s). I’ve been having so much fun with her
letters that I’ve continued dipping into them just before bed after
long, long work days. (I completely read and ranked over 40 poetry
book manuscripts in five days to finish up several postal bins I’ve
been working on for a contest and meet a deadline.)

As luck would have it, my laptop
started showing some possibly ominous symptoms of decline. Now,
long-time readers of this blog will remember the hell I went through
some years ago when my dog broke my laptop’s hard drive, and I
discovered my husband had “borrowed” my jump drive and lost it,
as well as the external hard drive we’d used to back up the computer.
(To be fair, he did eventually find the big external hard drive
months after the emergency was over.) Then the brand-new laptop
bought to replace it crapped out on me within two months, so I had to
wait for the company to try repairs and then give up and send me a
new laptop. Consequently, I was not inclined to wait around until my
laptop gave up the ghost (even though I had everything backed up
twice to external drives and to the cybernetic cloud, as well), and
since a good laptop deal had just shown up in my inbox from the
company that made my other laptops—reader, I bought it.

What this has meant, however, is that
I’ve had to set up a new computer and transfer everything I want from
the old one, all while feverishly working to meet multiple deadlines
(the poetry contest was only one). Almost always, one of my two sons
has done this for me in the past. The oldest has his own very
successful computer consulting business with major university clients
around the country. (Why didn’t I go into engineering and computers
when I was young? Oh, yeah, the first PCs didn’t show up until that
oldest son was already in school.) The youngest one is an academic,
but a tech-meister, even if his Ph.D. is in medieval English lit. The
oldest was out of town, working at Stanford, and the youngest has
just been made dean at his university and is embroiled in the budget
for the humanities division and can’t really spare the time since
he’s facing a tight deadline, as well.

So here I am, trying to uninstall all
the memory-hog programs I don’t want that came with Windows 10 (I am
emphatically not a game person so why won’t you let me take
Xbox off my laptop?), so I can install the things that I want, like
Scrivener, Evernote, Dropbox, my daily planner. Here I am trying to
find and download the right driver for my laser printer, which is a few years old
but reliable. (What do you mean, you don’t make that model’s driver
available any longer?) Here I am, trying to create the recovery media
you told me to make, Microsoft—without telling me I would need a
16G flash drive that was empty and couldn’t be used for anything
else, even if it had extra capacity, until I got into the middle of
the process that I had to go to a website to find. (I mean, honestly,
the geeks who designed all this might have tons of empty 16G flash
drives lying around, but I’ve only got two little 2G ones for taking
files to be printed at Kinko’s or something, one empty 8G and one
almost-full 8G that I use for quick back-ups of things I’m working
on, one 64G flash drive that’s my permanent back-up flash, and one
half-full 90G external hard drive for ultimate back-up, and I suspect
the average non-paranoid-of-hard-drive-failure person doesn’t have
nearly that many!)

And I still haven’t really begun
transferring files, of which I have many, many, many. I’m a writer,
remember? That’s what I do—write.

I’ve suddenly become nostalgic for the
splotchy dip pen and crotchety hand-set type of Virginia’s day. I
mean, Shakespeare never had a computer—or flash drive or printer
driver or software package—and no one’s really outdone him yet,
have they? I think the secret must be the scroll and quill pen.
That’s what I want!

(And no, I wouldn’t really give up my
new little, featherweight, PURPLE laptop with the 10-hour battery for
anything. I even wrote and posted this blog on it.)